why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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