I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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