Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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