Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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