Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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