Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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