My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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