i jhust puked up my retainher.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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