Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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