let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Your penis caused this!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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