You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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