Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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