I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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