She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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