Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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