Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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