If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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