I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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