Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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