I never want to see another naked old woman again.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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