he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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