He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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