Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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