I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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