He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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