Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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