its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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