Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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