he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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