He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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