I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
