i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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