I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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