they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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