Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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