I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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