i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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