drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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