We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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