i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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