its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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