So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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