did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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