I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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