How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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