im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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