Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I will pee on everything he values.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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