Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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