Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
