the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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