Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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