Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
worst night to have a conscience
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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