By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Found the puke drawer
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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