no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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