I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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