I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Randomize