I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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