Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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